Jokes

Q the Lion loves a joke – here are some of the best ones you’ve sent in.  If you think you’ve got a joke that’ll crack Q up, then email jokes@britegg.co.uk . For every one we put on the website, we’ll send you an inflatable egg cup (UK entrants only)

Here are some of Q’s favourites:

Q. What time do hens get up?
A. The quack of dawn!

Q. How do eggs sell newspapers?
A. Eggstra, Eggstra, Read All About It!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Egbert. Egbert Who? Egg but no bacon!

A husband wanted to learn how to make an omelette. He was told that to start he had to seperate two eggs, so he put one in the kitchen and one in the hall!

Q. What did the egg do when the other egg told it a joke?
A. It cracked up!

Q. Why did the Egg hide?
A. He was a little chicken!

Q. What did the chick say when his mum laid an orange?
A. Look what marmalade!

Q. What's the difference between a soldier and a fireman?
A. You can't dip a fireman in an egg

There were two eggs being boiled in a saucepan. One egg said 'owch it's hot in here...' The other egg said 'arghhhh!! A talking egg!!'